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cspray

@cspray@phpc.social
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Makes confused expressions while writing code. Sometimes I do it for free, other times I trick Roave into paying me. When I'm not writing code or stroking my glorious beard I'm hanging out with my wife or playing with our dog & cats.

I post primarily about tech stuff, politics, and attempts at humor. I'll try to mark political posts with a content warning.

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Joined April 25, 2022
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GitHub:
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cspray
@cspray@phpc.social

Makes confused expressions while writing code. Sometimes I do it for free, other times I trick Roave into paying me. When I'm not writing code or stroking my glorious beard I'm hanging out with my wife or playing with our dog & cats. I post primarily about tech stuff, politics, and attempts at humor. I'll try to mark political posts with a content warning. he/him

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cspray
cspray
@cspray@phpc.social

Makes confused expressions while writing code. Sometimes I do it for free, other times I trick Roave into paying me. When I'm not writing code or stroking my glorious beard I'm hanging out with my wife or playing with our dog & cats. I post primarily about tech stuff, politics, and attempts at humor. I'll try to mark political posts with a content warning. he/him

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@cspray@phpc.social · Aug 27, 2025

A blog post editor that doesn't support Markdown makes me want to uninstall the software.

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@cspray@phpc.social

Makes confused expressions while writing code. Sometimes I do it for free, other times I trick Roave into paying me. When I'm not writing code or stroking my glorious beard I'm hanging out with my wife or playing with our dog & cats. I post primarily about tech stuff, politics, and attempts at humor. I'll try to mark political posts with a content warning. he/him

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cspray
cspray
@cspray@phpc.social

Makes confused expressions while writing code. Sometimes I do it for free, other times I trick Roave into paying me. When I'm not writing code or stroking my glorious beard I'm hanging out with my wife or playing with our dog & cats. I post primarily about tech stuff, politics, and attempts at humor. I'll try to mark political posts with a content warning. he/him

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@cspray@phpc.social · Aug 19, 2025

I'm beyond excited to announce that I"ll be speaking at @longhorn@phpc.social this year! Come join me on Oct 24 to learn about writing better tests that interact with a database. I'll show how framework-agnostic tools can manage your test database, load fixture data, and make assertions on your data.

https://longhornphp.com/sessions#better-database-testing-with-phpunit

#php #longhornphp

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@cspray@phpc.social

Makes confused expressions while writing code. Sometimes I do it for free, other times I trick Roave into paying me. When I'm not writing code or stroking my glorious beard I'm hanging out with my wife or playing with our dog & cats. I post primarily about tech stuff, politics, and attempts at humor. I'll try to mark political posts with a content warning. he/him

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cspray
cspray
@cspray@phpc.social

Makes confused expressions while writing code. Sometimes I do it for free, other times I trick Roave into paying me. When I'm not writing code or stroking my glorious beard I'm hanging out with my wife or playing with our dog & cats. I post primarily about tech stuff, politics, and attempts at humor. I'll try to mark political posts with a content warning. he/him

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@cspray@phpc.social · Aug 07, 2025

So, I’ve been mostly offline this week. Getting caught up with stuff I’ve missed. Looks like #GitHub CEO has finally convinced me I should move my OSS and private repos to a new provider. I don’t think I’ll be able to drop the platform completely, but I’m gonna start drastically reducing my dependence on GitHub.

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